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[Bizarre] | |
| This is from a Russian film called Philosophy Of A Knife. It's about the Japanese Unit 731... the one that pretty much spent a decade coming up with ridiculous ways to kill people. It's basically just 4 hours of torture. Fun fun fun. While we're on the subject, I'm in preproduction on a post-apocalyptic thriller about punk rock necrophiliacs. Really could use some female talent. Hit me up! | ||
| Date: 11.19.08 Views: 75,427 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Amateur] | |
| or you just might bust it open, similair to THIS, and dats not berry nice snarf snarf! (Yes, this is a repost. I got about 2 dozen emails from people wanting to see the full version, which is only like a minute longer but okay here it is!) | ||
| Date: 11.18.08 Views: 2,403,900 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| Either this video is just poorly dubbed or that tranny has some serious brain damage. Fucker can barely form a single sentence. Oh yeah and your vagina... it looks like a piece of burnt prime rib cut up with a hatchet, in a bad way. | ||
| Date: 11.17.08 Views: 123,454 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Plugs] | |
| Reminds me of this time I was fucking this girl missionary with the lights off. Half way into it I hear her puppy trotting around the room in the dark. It got up on the bed and went for my balls. I immediately lost my erection and to date, that is the only time I've ever had a reasonable excuse for not being able to get it up. | ||
| Date: 11.16.08 Views: 44,354 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| This couple tries to spice up their sex life with the help of some creepy crawlers and dirty talk. All I wanna know his how many bars of chocolate did it take to bribe miss piggy into doing this? I'd do it myself for a 24 pack of Holiday Spice. Why the fuck won't Pepsi bring that shit back? | ||
| Date: 11.16.08 Views: 162,602 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Vintage] | |
| That sick motherfucker. No for real, I'm actually jealous. I tried to suck my own dick on a nightly basis from ages 12 to 19 but I could never reach. There was just too much distance between my 2 inch penis and mouth. So close... yet so far. | ||
| Date: 11.15.08 Views: 152,275 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Asians] | |
| Netflix sent me this one. No joke. I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck it ended up in my "movies you'll love" section. The only other shit I've ever rented off there was some Steven Segal classics and weight loss DVD's. I just don't see the connection. Anyway, the movie is called Emmanuelle Around The World, check it out.
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| Date: 11.14.08 Views: 282,713 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Gallery] | |
| This woman has a rare condition known as Gigantomastia. Basically its when you grow titties bigger than watermelons and you end up having back problems for the rest of your life. Please god, create a similar condition that affects penis growth. I can handle the back pain, I promise. | ||
| Date: 11.13.08 Views: 171,714 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Amateur] | |
| Looks like this bitch has put a price tag on herpes. It's disheartening to see Pakistan's prostitution standards sink so low. This woman looks as though she was deficated out of a John Candy's deceased asshole. Okay well realistically I'd fuck her but only if I was paid 50k in cash up front and was permitted to chant "allah akbar" as I cock slap her. | ||
| Date: 11.12.08 Views: 259,571 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| Seriously, this is the greatest video I've seen all month. At first I just thought it was some guys spying on their friend as he got a blowjob or some shit. Let me tell you this, if that's all that happened, it wouldn't be on here. Now prepare yourself for the beastmaster 5000. | ||
| Date: 11.11.08 Views: 620,235 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| I like his Chuck Norris style somersault but I have mixed feelings about the use of chocolate syrup. Sure it'll easily mask the bitter taste of her cornhole but in the end how's he gonna be able to differienate syrup from shit? It's a dangerous game that salad tossing is. | ||
| Date: 11.10.08 Views: 385,746 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| Unless you see what I see: A man in a bear mask being ass fucked by animatronic reindeer. Yeah so apparently they started making the animal versions of those 'sex dolls' to suit the needs of zoophiles around the globe. I hear you can pick up a miniature stallion, fully loaded, for under $500 on ebay. | ||
| Date: 11.9.08 Views: 378,904 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| I posted this a long ass time ago but I just realized it was missing some key components, such as our Spanish starlet recieving an abrupt facial as she criticizes the cameraman for his 'ignorance'. Just a friendly reminder: when you're sitting butt naked on the floor of a Motel 6 having just been just ass fucked by a complete stranger, try not to engage in a verbal battle of wits with your employer. There's no winning. Download the full video @ LATIN ABUSE. | ||
| Date: 11.8.08 Views: 414,777 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Insertions] | |
| When your penis just can't get the job done, you gotta resort to other body parts. The fist is the limb of choice for most of those big-pussied sluts, but of course there's always gonna be some with even more demanding needs. In this video the guy uses his foot, but keep in mind you can always skull fuck them too. Just shave your head 1st for the sake of hygiene. | ||
| Date: 11.7.08 Views: 351,121 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Parody] | |
| It would look something like this, minus Michael Keaton. And while we're on the subject of x-rated spoofs, would anyone care to sign my petition to have The Elephant Man remade into an adult film? I'd very much like to see that mongloid fella give Sasha Gray some ATM. | ||
| Date: 11.6.08 Views: 281,549 Comments: 0 | ||